Flub Nugget's Experimentations and Discoveries on The Magic Banana

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This article involves Flub Nugget. If any kind of defiance is made against it the remains of Flub Nugget that are sprinkled around this article's text will active, unleashing the power of The Magical Banana.
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Note: What you are about to read are various excerpts of Flub Nugget's private note book/diary. The confines of the note book/diary were barely recovered and are in Flub Nugget's crude handwriting. This excerpt is property of THE bA jIBBLE pARTY, held in the bA jIBBLE HQ deep in the heart of Outer Mongolia.

Here it is:

“Formula # 1: Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle Banana power + length of banana x the density of the air in a 40 centimeter are of the banana} Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle =ultimate power molecule vibrations per nano seconds}
Summary: Recently, I discovered the dimmensions of a banana represents the physical likeness of a moon. If a banana could be made transparent.....then a samll sun ray reflected on it.....could create an artificial moon!”

~ The First Excerpt of Flub Nugget's diary


“Formula # 2: Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle Multiply amount of sunlight reflected off MOON by the length of the banana} Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle = atomic value of a dictionary, 9,999,999,999,999,999}
Side Note: The ingestion of the banana may cause a meltdown if...a light is reflected on it. Cannot let Doodad or evil get banana. Summary: The only possible way to create a Space Time Continuim Transporter is tp somehow harness the banana's raw power; I've tried a couple of ideas. The most successful one is to unleash volts of electricity through the banana into the hard drive of my computer which has been rigged to a large metal ring I have acquired. If it works, the ring shall turn into a portal. I'll be able to transport stuff from Canada to the surface of Pluto!!!!”

~ The Second Excerpt of Flub Nugget's diary