Flub Nugget's Experimentations and Discoveries on The Magic Banana
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Warning This article involves Flub Nugget. If any kind of defiance is made against it the remains of Flub Nugget that are sprinkled around this article's text will active, unleashing the power of The Magical Banana. |
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Note: What you are about to read are various excerpts of Flub Nugget's private note book/diary. The confines of the note book/diary were barely recovered and are in Flub Nugget's crude handwriting. This excerpt is property of THE bA jIBBLE pARTY, held in the bA jIBBLE HQ deep in the heart of Outer Mongolia.
Here it is:
“Formula # 1:
Summary: Recently, I discovered the dimmensions of a banana represents the physical likeness of a moon. If a banana could be made transparent.....then a samll sun ray reflected on it.....could create an artificial moon!”
“Formula # 2:
Side Note: The ingestion of the banana may cause a meltdown if...a light is reflected on it. Cannot let Doodad or evil get banana. Summary: The only possible way to create a Space Time Continuim Transporter is tp somehow harness the banana's raw power; I've tried a couple of ideas. The most successful one is to unleash volts of electricity through the banana into the hard drive of my computer which has been rigged to a large metal ring I have acquired. If it works, the ring shall turn into a portal. I'll be able to transport stuff from Canada to the surface of Pluto!!!!”
