Forum:Clever and Random?

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I have a lovely bunch of coconuts. They're big and hairy. Who do I know like that? My childhood started a long time ago. i was very young. I know you don't get it, but take it from here, anyway.--MathPoet 17:21, 30 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

uhhh, hehe, most people are young in their childhood. /me steals mathpoet's childhood. :P --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 17:39, 30 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

MathPoet grows another childhood but still doesn't know the difference between.--MathPoet 23:47, 31 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Can I have one? A childhood, that is, but a coconut would be nice too. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:34, 1 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

sorry, but if we give you one, everyone is gonna start wanting childhoods too. I guess you can have a coconut though. :D --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:41, 1 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Hairy, black and pendulous. I have mine, but I had to give up the hope of having a better past. Hey waiter!--MathPoet 02:23, 3 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Here I've got two, have mine. Oh and by the way, it's best not to delve too deep into any of the childhood's memories involving Gary Glitter :P --Testostereich • (ballsack) 19:19, 3 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

He sexed me up. Now I have his babies. :O --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 21:35, 3 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I ate his babies. --MathPoet 14:35, 6 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I ATE ALL THE BABIES!!! --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:22, 8 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

My lovely babies, you ate them! you Gene lover AKA Mother F*cker!--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 21:29, 8 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

There, there. They were kind of ugly anyway. Have a mango instead. --Cainad 16:33, 10 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I had a mango, his name was Lola. He wouldn't have my babies.--MathPoet 19:39, 15 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

That's too bad. Did you try serving them with gravy? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:16, 15 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Personally I just eat their limbs then hand them back to their parents kicking and screaming. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 10:18, 17 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

If the parents scream, send them over to the kiddie pool to get replacement parts.--MathPoet 20:52, 30 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I hear there's a whole business in babies made from welded together body parts. I call them... mecha babies. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:06, 30 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I call them lego --Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:12, 3 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

I say pass the syrup.--MathPoet 15:15, 17 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

I say... not much because there isn't enough room. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 16:20, 17 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Raises the bar, also notices that the colour goes after this many indents, someone not as lazy as me should fix that.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 11:48, 17 Farbleum 2008 (EST)