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Congrats, you've won* a free holiday to your house!**

* Just send £50,000 to Illogicopedia, c/o Someone, Somewhere
** Terms and restrictions may apply, extra charge for baggage

Testimonials From Other Winners[edit | edit source]

  • I won a free holiday, Im so overwhelmed, I had a lovely afternoon in Grimsby, would win again, but they dont hand out these things lightly.--Silent Penguin 14:32, 1 February 2007 (EST)
  • EUROIPODS! EUROIPODS! EUROIPODS! Oh, wait, maybe this is the wrong place... Nintendorulez 06:15, 29 March 2007 (EST)
    • LOLOL I R TEH UNCYCLOPEDIA USER TOO!!111 --212.183.134.129 21:57, 17 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
      • Me too--Poiz 19:33, 30 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
  • I had the most wonderful years in my house. Thanks for a great vacation. Randomness 00:38, 23 Aym 2007 (UTC)
  • That was an awesome change. I never thought I would feel better again, but this free holiday was just the thing I needed. I would recommend it to everybody! --193.198.16.211 15:58, 21 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
  • I must strongly object to the prize of this contest. It is highly discriminating, because it means that homeless people will never be able to win a prize! I demand that:
  1. People living in the street may win a holiday to their favourite street.
  2. Nomads can win a holiday to their favourite tents (wherever that may be).
  3. I get a holiday to my boat
  4. People whose lives ar in Vain, may spend quality time in Vain. -- D. G. Narrator - Let it all out. 19:18, 30 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
  • i went on thte fre holndey andx goot drunk -- 55.234.66.155
  • i got kille d wen i went on my holiday. hey thats a song by green day! -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 23:33, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)
  • My army of flying ninjas has assassinated your free* holiday. You fail. Please try again.-- Uberninja1337
  • By any chance can you convert the prize to dollars? --->T3<--- 01:56, 4 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
  • What the hell is a free holiday? Is that some British term for vacation? -- T3
  • OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! I WON A FREE HOLIDAY!!!!! WOOOHO! AND ALL I DID WAS CLICK! -- patx @illogicopedia
  • If it's free, that means I don't have to mortage my house to get the money! Thank god I stumbled onto this link! —rms talk
  • Thank you, free holiday! While I was away, a serial killer came and raped, killed, and then molested the dead bodies of my family!! Yay!! Now I can do WHATEVER I WANT!! And all for only one click! Oh my god! Orgasm -- GDawg816 Talk I pwn all noobs 17:25, 28 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
  • Thank You! My free holiday was Christmas, because I am not British. Would you like a crumpit? The Sith Lord Of Illogicness! 21:40, 9 Aym 2009 (UTC)
  • Wow! I won a holiday where I get to stay inside! I going to spend it messing around the internet! --Skate1168 (Talk) 14:03, 2 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
  • |\/|y |-|()|_1[)@y \/\/(_)z |>|2£77y |<£\/\/|_. --Galanoth 01:06, 24 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
  • My holiday was fucking awful. This guy raped me hard up the anal and I totally got murdered but I came back to life so fuck y- *Gets shot*
  • I WAS ATTACKED BY A NINJA!!!! Other than that, it was pretty good. - User:XXL2oo 12:08, 28 Yoon 2009
  • Hahah, well, the holiday eh? Wipes blood-coated hands on jeans--Ben Blade 11:38, 15 Arche 2010 (UTC)
  • It was awesome, if you left out the fact that I was mauled by tigers, found by natives and buried in a hole. Thank you, FreeHoliday.com! Fuck you.--Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 10:24, 16 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
  • I had Gummi Bears and yogurt shoved into my ears. It was delightful! Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 08:26, 28 Arche 2011 (UTC)
  • I actually didn't go on the holiday, but everyone's posting here, so whatever.--Noodles2.jpg (Talkies) (artikles) 01:56, 22 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
  • Mexico, here I come! --Ryan u|t|c 06:52, 25 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
  • I won a very special holiday! Thanks Illogicopedia! u
  • I wanna go to MOA-2009-BLG-266, some rocky, low-mass planet discovered by microlensing. —Flutter ₧: over 9000 clap.gif 23:57, 28 Farbleum 2015 (EDT)
  • So do I Flutter, so do I. This must be the ?pedian equivalent of Euroipods. XY007 T C 07:22, 2 Arply 2015 (UTC)
  • I wanted a free holiday and all I got was this collection of extremely breakable glass animals. Now I'm in a right mood. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 00:35, 16 Arply 2015 (UTC)
  • Ugh. They threw me into Orlando, Florida for my holiday. All I got was a daily nosebleed due to the extreme humidity and half of my body being given to a local alligator. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 00:44, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)
  • I had a lot of fun in my toilet. Thanks for an amazing package holiday, Illogicopedia! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:51, 13 Jeremy 2019 (UTC)
  • {{{1}}}welp, that's why you read the small print.{{{1}}} 138.75.68.243 13:18, 2 Serpeniver 2020 (UTC)
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