Forum:I think I have a problem here! Leprechauns and toxic gas...
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I think I have a problem here! When I have been out on my habitual nightly waddle at the local drive-thru cemetery, I have the sense of hearing this strange giggly rattle and short after that I become fuddled and drowsy. After a while small and sinister leprechauns appear. I can’t get any closer to them than about 32 feet. They are moving fast and spreading a cloud of some sort of toxic gas. When I inhale this gas, I perceive time more slow and my motion becomes real slow. With my vision blurred out I fall into unconsciousness. When I wake up I find myself hosting an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
How do I get a hold of those frustrating leprechauns or is there anyway to avoid the toxic gas? /User:dr.disgust
- Use a 12-gauge umpity-thump wortblaz sniphintorp on the pan-ogley tiddle wonk until the fizlorp umlaut maxes out. Then use a wendledip to knock yourself unconscious, and the gentlemen in purple lab coats will guide you to your happy place. Remember to wear goggles, and bring snacks. --Cainad 21:05, 15 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
- Coax the leprechauns away with some gold. I find potato juice is also a good gas deterrent. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:57, 16 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
- You didn't tell us that you were a leprechaun or that you had a gas problem. You have to say these things. Don't tell us if you're in AA. Find a different cemetery. It's all in your head. When you wake up you'll be a different sex but still won't be able to get laid. --MathPoet 02:21, 1 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)