Free Jew
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Free Jew is a religious consultation service. Free Jew offers circumcisions, baptisms and haircuts (but not if you're Sikh). The fees are:
- JEW - free
- PROTESTANT - $2.00
- CATHOLIC - $4.00
- HINDU - $6.00
- MUSLIM - $8.70
- SIKH - $10.00
- PASTAFARIAN - $9,001.00
- DISCORDIAN - $10,315.45
In conclusion...[edit | edit source]
'Sorry, but we don't take credit cards. Is it OK if you bother me with scientific nonsenses?'
'NO!'
'Alright then. You see that desk? It's shaped like LSD. You know, with the atom here, and the atom there, and it looks like a molecule...'
Now, I suppose we can get to business.
I have charged you lots.
GET OUT! Let's hire a car!.