Furdinand Toenose

Despite his name, Furdinand Toenose does not actually have a toe for a nose, rather he is descended from the ancient and superlative clan Toenose, whose lineage stretches right back to the biblical king Boberty Toenose, who did have a toe for a nose for some reason.

Furdinand's favourite words are 'wibble' 'oon' and 'phoo', only one of which might actually be a real word but nobody's ever been sure which.

He was once arrested on suspicion of making funny noises, a charge to which he replied 'Phlerp? Nweeeee-ja-ping!', and was unable to escape a prison sentence even after offering the police officer some cake.