Cake

“Piece of cake”

~ Some User on writing this article

“Actually it's more like several pieces of cake, or a description thereof”

~ Scientist

“STFU!”

~ Fundamentalist in the Deep South

A typical cake.

“Cake, and Grief counselling, will be available at the completion of the test”

~ GLaDOS on cake

“You want a piece of me!? DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME????”

~ Suicidal Gateau, saddened by its non-classification as a cake

A cake is a type of food. It is yummy.

Understand?

Now go and kill yourself with a remote.

The cake is a piece of an untruthful pastries. There never was a cake. GLaDOS lied to you.

Cake is also a band name.

See maybe

• Mental image of some food
• The Chocolate War
• Urinal cake
• Caek
• Lie
• The cake is a lie
• An article consisting of nothing more than twenty-three pictures of cake

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