GEICO

GEICO (Gay Evilutionists Insuring Cars Overtime) is a moronic corporation that seeks to spread evilutionary thought by insuring useless hunks of metal while announcing how their insurance is sooooooo easy a caveman could do it. And then the caveman evilved into a gecko. Failure.

GEICO was founded by Lindsey Graham and Satan back in MCMLXXXXI when they still had hair. It makes greenbacks so they can feed the demonic hippos.