Satan
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“I sold my soul to the Devil for $5. Now I find it hard to walk on gravel.”
Satan (Stan. P. Satan) drives along in a car shaped like an orange. He's a nice guy and always trims his lawn now and again. He's er... pretty down to earth and enjoys nice hobbies such as bird watching, train spotting and burning bodies in his fire. Oh sorry, did I say burning bodies? I meant playing golf. [1]
Look him up on Facebook and you'll find all the "faces" that he has "booked".[2]
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| Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names. If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Satan. | |
 Original Satan: The one who fell first.
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The Scourge of Europe: EuroSatan
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| Satan Claus: Ensnaring dyslexics looking for Santa.
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Satan's apprentice: Prince of Darkness
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| Satan Bunny: Beware his cuddliness.
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The scariest Satan: Antichrist
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| Crankypants Satan: Invented toddlers and Disco.
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The most incomprehensible Satan: Anti-Christ
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| Space Satan: aka Bat Fuck Satan.
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Satan's socialist alter ego: The Devil
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| Lucifer: aka The Bright One.
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The Noisy: Brusifer
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| Hellmo: Satan of Sesame Street.
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Satan in command of enemy forces in War on Terra: Bambi
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| Satin: The unwary think his name a typo.
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Satan's younger brother: Stan
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| Dick Cheney: Republican Satan.
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Satan of gaming: Sega
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| GLaDOS: Futuristic Satan of Portal.
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Music that summons Satans of all kinds: Black metal
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