Giant Penis

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Do you have a giant penis? I do not have a giant penis. Some people like porn of women with giant penises. I find that disturbing.People who have a giant penis are often Chad's.

The Giant Penis Song[edit | edit source]

  • Hands off my peenass
  • Hands hands off my ass
  • Hands off my peenass
  • Hands hands off my ass

The Giant Penis Song is literally 12468000976532223567899 repeats of those four lines, interspliced with meaningless saying such as "wuzzup nigguh". So be glad that I did not sing it in its entirety.

















As A Weapon[edit | edit source]

Giant Penises are generally categorized as Weapons of Mass Semen, especially when paired with Giant Testicles.

See Also[edit | edit source]

  • Hentai
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