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This article is more open than normal to anyone to edit, because the author's gone and run out of ideas. Additions to this article will most likely not be reverted. So... What are you waiting for?...

...I moved that car before he hit it!
...I used that condom!
...I didn't use that condom!
...My wife got the herps!
...I wasn't driving my car!
...The accident was fatal!
...There were no witnesses!
...I pushed her down the stairs!
...I replaced her morning after pills with Tic-Tacs!
...The gun wasn't loaded!
...The gun was loaded!
...My illegitimate son's mother isn't asking for money!
...I wore my party boy pants!
...She read the test wrong!
...Beastiality is legal in Florida!
...Dead bodies don't squeal when you fuck their asses!
...That Pepsi wasn't spiked!
...She doesn't believe in pre-marital sex!
...I've got Viagra!
...Asian porn is free!
...WalMart is having a sale on lube!
...I edited something in at least 4 months!

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