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- ...I moved that car before he hit it!
- ...I used that condom!
- ...I didn't use that condom!
- ...My wife got the herps!
- ...I wasn't driving my car!
- ...The accident was fatal!
- ...There were no witnesses!
- ...I pushed her down the stairs!
- ...I replaced her morning after pills with Tic-Tacs!
- ...The gun wasn't loaded!
- ...The gun was loaded!
- ...My illegitimate son's mother isn't asking for money!
- ...I wore my party boy pants!
- ...She read the test wrong!
- ...Beastiality is legal in Florida!
- ...Dead bodies don't squeal when you fuck their asses!
- ...That Pepsi wasn't spiked!
- ...She doesn't believe in pre-marital sex!
- ...I've got Viagra!
- ...Asian porn is free!
- ...WalMart is having a sale on lube!
- ...I edited something in at least 4 months!