Goomba

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Goombas are slices of cheese. However, they are commonly believed to be banana cheese, or even Goombas, which they are not. They are simply slices of cheese, and they look good on toast. They can also be fried and eaten on eggs. See what I'm sayin'?

So if they are not Goombas, what are goombas?[edit | edit source]

They're slices of cheese. They are not, however, Goombas.

Are you saying goombas aren't goombas?[edit | edit source]

No, goombas are goombas. They are slices of cheese. They are not Goombas.

Wait, you just contradicted yourself again[edit | edit source]

No, I didn't -- goombas are goombas, but goombas are not Goombas.

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![edit | edit source]

See what I'm sayin'?

See what I'm sayin'?[edit | edit source]

See what I'm sayin'?

See what I'm sayin'?[edit | edit source]

No, but I hear what you're saying.

Oh. Can you smell what I'm saying?[edit | edit source]

No, but I love the taste.