Egg

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	This article definitely means something, but only the aliens know what.

EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE

“I sure hopes someone cracks some jokes in this article, as opposed to leaving my brain scrambled like these articles always do...”

~ McPimpus The Shiny on his political manifesto

“Egg: Beating cheese with a mop since 1993. Hooyeah!”

~ McDumbass the Insane on his political manifesto

The egg is a curious phenomenon. For example, it is both edible and mandible at the same time. Furthermore, it will easily crack upon interrogation: try it yourself.

1. Take one egg and place it under UV light.
2. Proceed to shout and scream at the egg for an hour.
3. Watch as a mutant chicken beast with seven wings and red eyes hatches.

Erm, I should have warned you it wouldn't be pretty. Wikipedia. F.A.T

See also

• Eggman
• Eggert Magnússon
• Spontaneously Combustible Eggs