Greetings

Drive? Joyride? Do you want cheaper car insurance? You don't? oh, well, er, Double glazing? not that either, oh well. Please, buy something! I need the pay, please! "Click".

No, you pompous rectum-face, I shall not be purchasing any of your high quality merchandise because I dislike the way you go about having one ear.

Not even these? DUDE MARS IS GONNA EXPLODE AND THE WORLD WILL BE COVERED IN CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEAD BABIES ORPHANS

^^^They make great sponges^^^

Insanity, thy name is Muffin the mule

See also

• Vandalpedia:Best of