“I can see what you're doing you know. It's unadvisable to say the least.”
“I suggest after you've rang them asking for the ransom you press 1471 so they can't track you.”
“Look mate, you don't have a dynamic i.p. so just don't bother.”
“Because WE CAN enlarge your penis? idiot...”
“I may be a small brittle undernourished induvidual in dire need of sunlight, but I can still feck your computer to the point of photoshopping your wife's head onto my lap!”
Hackers are crackers who are not on crack. That is not to say that they do not have cracks or crack jokes, merely that they do not exist on crack. They usually pack their snacks in a sack, they like to play Pac Attack and their motto is "business in the front, party in the back, get off your duff and LEARN HOW TO HACK!"
Apparently, hackers come from Chinese food.