Hackers

Your typical hacker boasting of his achievements.

“I can see what you're doing you know. It's unadvisable to say the least.”

~ The Microsoft Word Paperclip on commenting on an ED users' lewd internet history

“I suggest after you've rang them asking for the ransom you press 1471 so they can't track you.”

~ The Microsoft Word Paperclip on giving hints to 1337 hackers in a hostage situation

“Look mate, you don't have a dynamic i.p. so just don't bother.”

~ The Microsoft Word Paperclip on advising a petty vandal

“Because WE CAN enlarge your penis? idiot...”

~ An Exposed Hacker

“I may be a small brittle undernourished induvidual in dire need of sunlight, but I can still feck your computer to the point of photoshopping your wife's head onto my lap!”

~ An unexposed Hacker

Hackers are crackers who are not on crack. That is not to say that they do not have cracks or crack jokes, merely that they do not exist on crack. They usually pack their snacks in a sack, they like to play Pac Attack and their motto is "business in the front, party in the back, get off your duff and LEARN HOW TO HACK!"

Apparently, hackers come from Chinese food.

External Links

• The Best Hacker Web Site Ever