Harlequin ichthyosis

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Doctor: Come on, mrs. Piggywinkle, push! Almost there.... yes! you can stop pushing now. The child has been born. Midwife! Check this child!

Midwife: why, it's a beautiful, healthy young baby bo.... OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THAT THINGS EYES!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!

Doctor: What's wrong, midwife? Let me have a look. Now, I don't see anything wro- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT'S EYES!!!!

{ The doctor vomits, the dad rushes in assuming the worst. }

Dad: Why.... it looks just like the mother.

Random 9-year-old little Jimmy: kewl!!1 it looks just like the guy who does the bad guy's voice in Mortal Kombat 2010! It must be faek!!!!

I'm sorry little Jimmy, but there is only one way to get rid of the baby. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

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