Heaven and Hell
Once upon a time, the commune of cute, fluffy bunnies and miscellaneous lifeforms have lived in harmony. However, something sinister was brewing and it wouldn't take long for anyone to notice.
Aghast! Some people went missing! The humans were absent, for they aren't in the realms right now. It was up to an unexpected hero to save the day, and what could it be- a cute, fluffy bunny. Then again, the Bunny is an iconic Terraria element and can be seen on many of Terraria's logos. Where else would this little story take place? Going back to this narrative, the bunny made some squeaky noises. Some can assume that it's trying to talk about how it's part of some prophecy or something. Maybe it is.
“Let's rock!”
So it hopped around, looking for clues as to who it has to face off against. Now I don't know about you, but I could remember a place where you could go out as a bunny and a bunch of other colorful characters. You might hear word of this before. Anybody? You know, as a rule of thumb, let's show you the antagonist while we can.
Despite looking a bit goofy, this guy isn't something that a pure bunny would not mess around with. You know what? Should we go straight to the confrontation or keep the story going as usual? Make your choice now!
A (Newfound) Hero's Journey[edit | edit source]
Along the way, the Bunny encountered a Pirate. "So you're here to overthrow the Bunny Lord of the Corruption, isn't that right?" he said. The bunny squeaked in agreement with the pirate. He agreed to accompany him in his journey. He also asked the bunny if it could rest on the pirate's shoulder. It approved of the request. It was up to our hero to gather as many companions as possible to aid it in its quest. As they went, they went deep into a frosty cave. The ice is purple! They have found a Pigron! "My name is Percival, Percy for short. Nobody may tell you this, but I too am against the rule of the Bunny Lord of the Corruption despite what my colors here tell you. You may not hear it, but he has the soul of a tyrant- ruling over our land with an iron fist. I tried to speak with him, but he exiled my people to the Underground Snow. This is why people find Pigrons in these areas and possess a bloodlust," he introduced. Fortunately for them, they can adjust to their new climate. As the time goes by, they grew bitter and had a seething hatred of all outsiders. So the three exited the cave. It is revealed that the Pirate has a map of the realm, showing the location of the Bunny Lord's "Palace". And all of a sudden, MC Hammer showed up and danced- reenacting his moves during the music video for his song "Here Comes the Hammer." Everyone was more motivated than ever to go on, considering the aid of the Hammer. "Huh. It must be Hammer Time," the Pirate said. Indeed it was. As such, MC Hammer would do a dance from the various music videos he has done over the years for the duration of the song and disappear. It is unknown as to why this phenomenon occurs in these realms.
You know what, screw it.[edit | edit source]
Once the party approached the BunnLord's Palace, a voice echoed:
| The bunny shall go. The others should stay and watch. Sorry! I know, competitive balance is a bitch if you ask me. I'm just doing my job. Go along then. |
The bunny proceeded. By the time it approached the Bunny Lord, he said:
| Today, we settle this- just as nature intended: Survival of the fittest, last bunny standing. |
- "Here Comes the Hammer" playing in the background
The two circled each other. They rushed after each other in unison, missing themselves in the process. The pure bunny attempted to do a little nudge against the Bunny Lord. It worked. He was giggling. Later, it ended up humping the Bunny Lord- a satisfyingly comical way of dethroning a ruler. After all, good always triumphs evil! Somebody make a movie about this! In other news, the creatures in the Corruption and other lands lived in peace.
The End!