Helicopter suicide agency
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The helicopter suicide agency or HSA for shorts, has been a popular way of committing suicide. Since 1897. Giving you quality and thrilling suicide! Since 1997.
Famous users of the HSA have been found to have most of their brain cavities eaten away by cavitrons. Since 1566.
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Most people don't remember using the CIA HSA. Do you think we're the CIA? Well, just to inform you, we are not! so get on with your life. Or end it with us! We are located in the inner wang.
- Hang on... where you takin me?
- PLANET X.
- Thank Gawd, they make a nice cuppa.
- Damn straight