Homestuck

A citizen of Homestuck.

Homestuck is a fantasmagoriterribacle universe powered by magic science. It exists because of God Andrew Hussie. In the universe of Homestuck, nobody ever sleeps, social lives are but fairytales, and computers are surgically attached to people at birth. This is so that they can always have access to the latest excellent update of MSPA. (Also, for those lazybutts who never got around to reading the thing, the computers serve as a way to finally drag themselves up to speed someday.)

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HONKhonkHONKhonk.
sup sup im a coolkid and you cant touch my sick ill beats

:33 < *ac purroudly displays her purrfectly maintained shipping wall!!*

PBJ.

These two are just the best thing ever. I mean seriously. Could it get any more adorabloodthirsty? I think not. Except for the fact that Gamzee goes sober and kills people and stuff. Also Spider8itch kills Tavros. And she also kinda likes him too.
Sigh. Romance is hard.

A BRIEF HISTORY OF FLARP AND TRAGEDY

OKAY SO I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS AS BEST AS I CAN
SO TAVROS AND ARADIA WERE ON TEAM STRIKE, AND VRISKA AND TEREZI WERE ON TEAM SCOURGE
AND THEY WERE TOTALLY AWESOME AND STUFF

BUT THEN ONE DAY VRISKA WAS FEELING WEIRD HORMONAL KISMESIS/MATESPRITISH THINGS ABOUT TAVROS SO SHE MANIPUL8TED HIM INTO JUMPING OFF A CLIFF DURING ONE OF THEIR FLARP SESSIONS AND SUBSEQUENTLY HE LOST THE USE OF HIS LEGS

AS REVENGE HIS TEAMMATE ARADIA SENT THE VOICES OF THE DEAD TO HAUNT VRISKA AND MAKE HER ANNOYED AND STUFF

AS REVENGE FOR THAT VRISKA MANIPUL8TED SOLLUX INTO EATING MIND HONEY (WHICH YOU DO NOT EAT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES) AND THEN AS A RESULT HE UNLEASHED HIS FULL PSIONIC POWERS ON ARADIA, WHICH KILLED HER

THEN TEREZI WAS LIKE "THIS IS ENOUGH" AND AS REVENGE FOR TAVROS AND ARADIA, SHE TOLD DOC SCRATCH ABOUT VRISKA HAVING ONE OF HIS CUE BALLS OR WHATEVER AND HE GOT PISSED AND MADE IT BLOW UP WHILE VRISKA WAS HOLDING IT, CAUSING HER TO LOSE AN ARM AND AN EYE

AND AS REVENGE FOR THAT, VRISKA MANIPUL8TED TAVROS (WHO BTW CAN COMMUNE WITH ANIMALS) INTO COMMUNING WITH TEREZI'S LUSUS WHO THEN GUIDED TEREZI IN A DREAM OUT INTO THE BLINDING ALTERNIAN SUN, WHICH THEN BLINDED HER

AND AFTER THAT THEY WERE LIKE, OKAY, ONE OF US IS PARALYZED FROM THE WAIST DOWN, ONE OF US IS DEAD, ONE OF US LOST AN ARM AND AN EYE, AND ONE OF US IS BLIND, SO WE SHOULD PROBABLY STOP FLARPING
AND THAT'S BASICALLY IT.
ALSO THE F IN FLARPING STANDS FOR FATAL... SO...

I totally hate Illogicopedia (Andrew Hussie)

They deleted my Andrew Hussie page. Why would they delete the Andrew Hussie page? It was totally necessary for this to make sense. You know, just because you don't know who a person is doesn't mean you have to delete his page straight away. By the way, I am not Andrew Hussie, yet I am typing this, so it doesn't count as vanity.
You guys don't even know who I'm talking about, do you?
Sigh.

ANDREW HUSSIE IS GOD. ANDREW HUSSIE IS GOD. ANDREW HUSSIE IS GOD. ANDREW HUSSIE IS GOD. ANDREW HUSSIE IS GOD. ANDREW HUSSIE IS GOD. ANDREW HUSSIE IS GOD.

This basically means that he created Homestuck. If it weren't for Andrew Hussie, you wouldn't be reading this right now. You would probably also have a job and a spouse and some friends and maybe some T-shirts without zodiac signs or halarious comics on them.
Anyway, Andrew Hussie created Homestuck from his very own fevered imagination and I cannot stress how important this man is to the human race as a whole. Like seriously.
He is in the story. He is the story. Everything from Homestuck is Andrew Hussie's creation. You may be asking, How can this one sweet bro create allllll that genius shit from his very own fevered imagination? And the answer is we just don't know. We may never know.
Maybe it's a mIrAcLe.
So now, please, will you let us make an Andrew Hussie page? Beacuse as you can see he is a verry impirtasnt perdson.

Shooooshooshoshoooosh. pap. pap pap pap.

Oh man so much Homestuck stuff has happened that it's not even funny. OTPs here: