Hothead Gene

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For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on HOTHEAD (gene).

Hothead Gene[1] is a hermaphrodite who likes sex but not masturbation. That put a bad image in your head, didn't it?

Here are some pictures of kittens that might help you out[edit | edit source]

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Boudica dresses down.jpg

Hey, that's not a kitten.

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Symptoms[edit | edit source]

Symptoms include:

  • Putting your head in the oven
  • Putting your head in the microwave
  • Getting angry because someone bent your shitty paperclip
  • Getting angry because someone deleted your shitty article
  • Being... wait you aren't listening? AAAAAAAARGHH! WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING? FUCK YOU, YOU REALLY BAD LISTENER!

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. ↑ Gene tends to get angry easily, hence the nickname. The nickname makes him even more angry, as does assuming his gender, hence its inclusion in the article.

See also[edit | edit source]

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