HowTo:Divide by Zero
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To divide by zero all you have to do is get the square root of infinity and minus that by 5 and add 2 to that to get 3 for your pi that is now cake so you're sad and you need the division sign because you lost it while trying to catch zero so you can divide it to get blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and a bla chip blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Did you get all that? If you didn't then you need to rewind your brain by rewiring it to a computer and spargle.
The easy way to do this is to be a smart ass, stand next to zero and divide whatever needs to be divided, but the result will be an infinity bomb in which the world will go blank.
Oh, did I tell you about Molly? Yeah. She's stupid, like, really stupid, she thought that 1+1=2 but I told her 1+1=11 so I aced the test and hit my desk and ran outside and yelled "I win"
Good night.