HowTo:Download a car
Everybody knows you wouldn't download a car. But, of course, there are always insane people who would like to try downloading a car. Therefore, here's a guide on how to do it.
WARNING![edit | edit source]
Before starting, we must warn you that DOWNLOADING A CAR IS ILLEGAL! Of course, that is another reason to do that. Fuck the police, fuck the law, fuck the FBI!
Step 1[edit | edit source]
To download a car, you'll need to be able to get to the dark web. You can do so by downloading Tor, a browser for accessing secret domains in the dark web which also hides your information from other people and the ones who might look at your connections. Do not use a regular browser. No, not even Firefox.
Step 2[edit | edit source]
After downloading and installing the Tor browser, you will go to fnurdle75w0euh26n.onion and click on a big blue button that looks like this:
DOWNLOAD CAR! 100% NOT VIRUS!!
When the button is clicked, a file named virus.exe will start downloading on your machine.
Step 3[edit | edit source]
Open the virus.exe file. After that, you will see a Car.jpg file on your desktop. About that questionable desktop background that the program set and many files named "WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE", uhh... well, you shouldn't care about that anyway.
Finish[edit | edit source]
That's it, you've downloaded a car! Now you can do stuff with it.