HowTo:Engage a Watermelon in a cheery conversation without tea or toothpicks

From Illogicopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

You can't. It's impossible.

Let's take a look at what happens without either of these components:

You: So, Mr. Watermelon.... that's a nice color of green you have there.

Watermelon: ...

You: Wow, do I suck. (Pulls gun)