HowTo:Pick up girls
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Picking up a girl can be a difficult job, especially if they weigh 300 pounds.
Methods[edit | edit source]
There are a few ways to pick up a girl. Some of the preferred methods are written below.
Legs[edit | edit source]
Some people like the legs method, for its bread-like qualities.
Materials[edit | edit source]
- A girl
- Your guns
Procedures[edit | edit source]
- Place your hands below the knee at mid-calf level.
- With one quick motion, swing her body into the air.
Jack[edit | edit source]
For some of the heavier ones you may want to use a jack.
Materials[edit | edit source]
- A girl
- Your guns
- A jack
Procedures[edit | edit source]
- Place your hands around her waist if you can.
- Carefully lift her onto the jack like a Fat Hippo.
Safety Advice[edit | edit source]
- If the girl you're lifting is on the large side make sure you lift with your legs, or get a friend to help you, otherwise you could seriously injure yourself, ranging from a potential slipped disk to full blown paralysis.