HowTo talk:Create A Harry Potter Rip-off

**I begin to Construct a giant stone statue. Numerous labourers are hired, swarms of them buzzing around the building site like angry insects. Work on the project is lsow, a foreman dies and is buried. The seasons pass and still work goes on, hard as ever.**

**After many years of toil, the seventy foot behomoth is erected. It depicts two thumbs, pointing towards the sky.** Thumbs up in other words. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:03, 15 Arply 2008 (UTC)

You forgot step 8: Claim you wrote it years before Harry Potter and that it infringes on your property. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 04:34, 2 Arche 2017 (UTC)