HowTo talk:Summarize Hamlet with One Word

Hey! What happend to the lengthly needless guide to summarising it in a singularity I, the consumer, was looking for!?!? I want my mother back --Testostereich • (ballsack) 19:52, 26 Arply 2009 (UTC)

It's in the article! The word is Turnip! And you can't have your mother back, because I gave her to Hindleyite in exchange for a pack of chewing gum. --THE 20:00, 26 Arply 2009 (UTC)

But now what am I meant to use as ID? --Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:09, 26 Arply 2009 (UTC)