IPhone
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iPhone History[edit | edit source]
The iPhone was developed in prehistoric times. The first caveman watched a dinosaur eat his family, but it wasn't that entertaining. So he got a big boulder and smashed that tyrannosaurus rex into exactly 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 (999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 nines later...) 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 pieces. The pieces were glued together with it's blood. The caveman had invented technology. But he also realized he created Comic Sans and the first Guinness World Record for dinosaur killing.
The iPhone 1.0 then later whispered to him while he was sleeping. The Caveman was so spooked, he died.
30 years later, it became known as iPhoning.
300 years later, the iPhone 2.0 was created. But then somebody posted something in Comic Sans and 2 years later, got iPhoned to death.
And then we came to the modern day society, after the iPhone 16 started "The iPhoning War". iPhoning was banned by the iPad.
So now the iPhones can't kill us in our sleep, even when they are in sleep mode. But legend says that their RAM still holds the memory. Have a good night, and sleep with your iPhones.
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