I am a comedian
I am a comedian. That is simply the truth. Many people doubt this fact, so here it is:
I AM A COMEDIAN! Understand? You know, person who makes jokes? Ha ha ha? Heeeheeheehee? Funny person? Combine comedy and ian and what do you get? ...Well, Comedy Ian, but that's beside the point. The truth of the matter is simply that I am truly a comedian.
That is all.