No. Just no. The scene of Truth is too much to implode. You may gasp at it now.
Gasp![edit | edit source]
. Yes. The ultimate! No lies! It is them who are powerless now! Feel my pain of parking tickets. As I throw I can caution to the wind, 7chan appears and kicks my ass, takes my lunch money, and pillages my locker. I get up and call the prinicipal. The principal heeds my call. We call in for cheese lunch. I eat my snack'ems. The principal takes out his cards. Now he is ready to fight!
Me and the principal go gung-ho anime ridiculous power on the bully. We own his ass. I take his ass. I sell it to the wizard. The wizard zaps me. The principal yells over my corpse in a dramatic manner. The great healer of wikis comes and revives me. He sings his montage to the wizard. An assassin of cheese comes and helps defeat the wizard. Battle win.
Where to find truth[edit | edit source]
- About three inches beyond your nose.
- On a truth table.
- On a lie table (just negate its contents).
- Under water. There's lots of true stuff down there!
- Just Kidding
How truth is used[edit | edit source]
"Truth" is often added as part of the names of things, including websites and activist movements, and in written and spoken sentences so as to add greater emphasis much like exclamation marks are used. For example, the Truth Movement knows the Truth about Truth, including how all said in the mainstream media about it is lies. Think for yourself, and you'll agree. The Truth has been concealed but will be revealed by the Truth People, who include the authors of this article. Keep in mind, though, that the CIA will try to convince you that lies are truth and truth is lies, so be very careful. You'll know the Truth by its power when you find it, because nothing is like the Truth. Truth.