I am a driving god

I am a driving god. Seriously. I'm more indestructible than Kryptonite, commas and mouldy milk put together! Hahahah.

I can do the Monte Carlo rally in my sleep. That not enough for ye? Well, that's nothing. I can drive with the power of my mind! Hahhah!

In addition, I can drive without wheels for miles and miles! Check these moves.

I failed my driving test though. They thought I was insane. Never mind, eh Harold?

External link

• God's webpage