Milk

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“YAAAAOOOOOW LET GO OF MY NIPPLES HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SQUEEZED YOURS UNTIL FLUID CAME OUT? HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT'S MILK? YAAOW! I SAID LET GO!

~ The Cow

“Isn't milk technically a juice? If it is, it ought to be called cow juice.

~ <insert name here>

Hmm, what else could it be... OMFG NO! I drank a gallon of that stuff! *cries*

Wait a minute, Holy Crap, a talking cow!!!

I gotta stop eating that green ketchup.

A word from our sponsors[edit]

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You wanna get that milk?[edit]

You can't. The cows don't like being tickled.

See also[edit]

Beverages
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AlcoholApple juiceBeerBepisBrawndoCarrot juiceCoca ColaCoffeeColaCreamy milkDiet BloodGin and JuiceIllogiCocktailJägermeisterLemonadeMilkMountain DewMudchaOrange juicePepsiRyeSodaTequilaVodkaWhiskyWine

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