“YAAAAOOOOOW LET GO OF MY NIPPLES HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SQUEEZED YOURS UNTIL FLUID CAME OUT? HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT'S MILK? YAAOW! I SAID LET GO!”
“Isn't milk technically a juice? If it is, it ought to be called cow juice.”
Hmm, what else could it be... OMFG NO! I drank a gallon of that stuff! *cries*
Wait a minute, Holy Crap, a talking cow!!!
I gotta stop eating that green ketchup.
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