I drink a diet coke

“THIS IS ASPARTAME!”

~ King Leonidas on Diet Coke

I drink a diet coke.

I shiver.

The diet coke is cold.

But the can is small.

So there isn't much diet coke to drink.

I feel caffeiney.

Is that a word?

I wouldn't know.

I am too busy being caffeiney.

If that is a word.

I type an article.

I make many typos.

Luckily I have the backspace bar.

Who came up with that idea?

If I knew, I would give them 3 cookies and 5 dollars.

If only I had 5 dollars.

And 3 cookies.

I was told to save the cookies.

But I got hungry.

So I ate them.

Then I was thirsty.

So I went to the store and bought a 5 dollar can of diet coke.

It was too expensive.

A rip-off.

But I was thirsty, so I bought it.

I had no more money.

So I couldn't buy the giant gobstopper.

Oh well.

Maybe next time.

I went home.

And I drank the diet coke.

Then I felt caffeiney.

Is that a word?

I don't know...