I have a secret

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Hey man! psssst! Over here!

Okay, I have to tell you something...

It's pretty important...

Well... I have a problem, you see, and I don't want anyone else to know...

Maybe you can help me.

Can you?

All right. Let me just tell you what it is first.

Here, come in closer.

No, closer.

I'm sorry I have to whisper, but I don't want anyone else to know.

Okay, are you close enough?

No, a little closer.


Get as close as you can to me.


Here's my secret:

I have really bad breath.

Where are you going?...