I know the tr00th

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The tr00th, I know it. I know it know it know it, hell yeah, I know it! I! I! I know it know it... oh wait, you can't hear the rhythm of that chant because text doesn't have a sound, but if you could hear it, you'd know it sounds something like this... I know it know it know it, hell yeah, I know it! I! I! I know it know it... because I'm chanting it in my mind right now, and you can read my mind.

But anyway, back to the truth. The truth is that... I know the truth. Bet you didn't know that, because only I know the truth behind the truth. There is a hidden truth behind the truth, and to know that truth you must first know the truth. And the truth is that I've said truth so many times, it doesn't even sound like a word any more. Truth truth truth.

As for the truth behind the truth, it is that the truth is a lie. The one you just heard about truth not being a word is a lie, because truth is a word, that's why my Google Chrome spell checker recognises it. But it doesn't recognise the word Google, because it's unaware of its own existence. It's putting red wiggly lines under the word Google every time I type it. Google Google Google. Heh, look at the wiggly lines. Oh wait, you can't see them because you're not on Google Chrome, you're on Failurefox. It doesn't recognise "Firefox" either. Own'd.

The truth is that Firefox doesn't sound like a word. There, art thou happy?!