I placed bananas in the street and I really enjoyed it

I placed bananas in the street and I really enjoyed doing it.

It was an utterly orgasmic experience. You know, that feeling of slow painful death, after being attacked by a driver of the many cars I caused to crash. Pleasure and pain fused into one as my arms and legs became separated from my body. I was really proud of that.

You are probably wondering how I have managed to write this. Well, some clairvoyancy gave me the results beforehand: bananas all over the place, I'd be dead as well, and yeah, it would be fun! Pile-up heaven.

The funeral would be an odd experience. Being reborn in hell, well, I'll just have to bear it. It's only temporary, right?

Turns out that I crashed 25 cars. I made sure that it was over 20, and my friend really enjoyed doing that as well. He died too, unfortunately. He really enjoyed being dead.