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But what is this? A STORY? Yeah. It is.
Chapter 1: Eye Way Cup And Real Eyes They Ritz Ant N E Seer E Al[edit | edit source]
It was a bright morning that afternoon. I woke up, dragged my ass out of bed, followed by my eyelid, then the rest of my body. I got dressed in my best band T-Shirt (Linkin Park, of course) and went downstairs to make my breakfast. I tried to get some cereal from the cupboard, but OH SHIT! We don't have any cereal! I asked my brother why we didn't have any cereal but he was too busy being brutally stabbed to death by a masked man screaming JIHAD FOR ALLAH, so instead I decided to go to the poopermarket and buy some.
Chapter 2: Eye Go Ow Two The Sue Per Mark It Two Bye It[edit | edit source]
When I got to the supermarket, the automatic door opened for me. But it wasn't automatic - I probably have voodoo powers, so I stood there for 10 minutes waving my hand at the door, making it open and screaming at people "I did that, not you". After making the highlight of my day a reality, I remembered what I was doing and went in to buy cereal. I took out my shopping list, but I had soon to realised I had taken the wrong piece of paper. I had, in my hand, an article from the Daily Star about Jordan ESCAPING FROM THE JUNGLE BECAUSE SHE WAS SICK OF JUNGLE TRIALS OMG DID YOU WATCH IT?! IT WAS AMAZING! AND BY THE WAY GINO WON!! OMFG!!
But yeah. I remembered shortly after that I had wanted cereal, and so I went over to the Cereal section or whatever you crazy kids call it these days.