SUPER market to the rescue!
Da, da da da da da, da da da da DA, da da da da DA, DA DA DA DA DA...
Don't worry, noble citizen: the supermarket is here to save you in these times of hardship with cut price wholemeal bread and salt-reduced baked beans.
(Cue Batman-esque music)
- Marvel at the wonders of the whistle stop cafe!
- Gasp in awe at the cheesy music that hypnotises you into buying stuff you don't need!
- Biff! You run into a pyramid of tins.
- Zzzappo! The bug zapper kills another fly.
- Ouchie! The credit crunch hits hard.