IllogiBooks talk:A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity

Don't forget your images, mon. ~ 04:55, 26 Ditzimber 2010

Done. I hate going on Uncyc, even to get my images. It's way too much tasteless profanity and Dramaticaesque rants on modern high school and dating and drug and swearing and death life (man I'm glad I graduated years ago, according to what Uncyc says). I be sooooooo glad I retired after a few days and my crap is safe here now... Now Billo can wisen the world!--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 17:11, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

It... is? Mon, if that's all a page has, put it on VFD, seriously. Or tell me, or something. o_O The good stuff ain't that, although people sure do like stirring up silliness, that's for sure. And playing with trolls... they daft, or something? ~ 18:36, 27 Ditzimber 2010

Meh. I enjoy Uncyclobashing. It's a sport here. Anyway... if I did so, half the site would be on VFD. Not really, perhaps. Profanity is just.. err. And that's why I put some in here, so it would comply with Uncyclostandards. Just as well, this site has its share of crap, and I probably have written half of it. Meh, this article here probably belongs much more readily here than at Uncle Pete's, anyway. Oh well, anyway, point... oh, yeah. Don't take my Uncyclobashing too seriously. Or seriously at all. It's just fun. Perhaps I will start Wikipedibashing or Conservapedbashing.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 18:47, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I have no problem with that. I've already declared war on the Uncyclopedia Game: namespace; put about 90% of the games I've encountered on VFD, and about 90% of those have subsequently been deleted. Well, maybe I'm exaggerating, but not by much. A lot of stuff there is just bad, though, so we torment our admins and make them delete it. Or try to. Even attempting to bribe this one guy didn't get him to delete a really massive heap of stuff I lobbed on QVFD - we'd VFDed it already, but... eh. He only deleted about 20 of them before giving up. The heap still has about a hundred, I think, and that just came out of one Game: subspace...

Actually, if you include subpages, you may be right about the proportions. o__O

Problem is, when it's actually true... oh, blimey. ~ 19:11, 27 Ditzimber 2010

Right.... You guys need to do something about your lazy adminz...--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 01:06, 28 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Wot, our lazy admins? Have you seen the admins here? At least ours actually show up. I mean come on! So they don't want to delete 200 pages, try getting one here to do that. Just try... although, actually, THE was pretty obliging with disposing of the evidence from that one vandal... hmm...

*doffs Uncyclopedia hat* Okay, that was fun. Although I have to wonder if they get database errors too when they try to delete too much at once... ~ 04:37, 28 Ditzimber 2010