IllogiDictionary:Apple

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From IllogiDictionary, the ABC of the Insane

Apple n;adj;

Apples are liars. If you are an apple, you are either a talking cookie, a stalking cookie or a pencil sharpener. Don't break their heart, and they won't break your heart-shaped heart via a minigun.

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