IllogiDictionary:BEER!

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BEER!:

1. A liquid that is useful for cooking meat in.
2. A way to make yourself say and do things that you will absolutely never regret later, like setting fire to The White House. Usually served in kegs.
3. A fermented, hops flavored beverage that some enjoy with their meals and their sports games.
4. Also makes a great air freshener. Ahh, why not pop down your local and enjoy the lovely smell of stale yeast and beards today.
5. A substance given out by ?pedia in exchanged for voting on potentially featured articles. Note, beer "redeemed" at illogicopedia is provided at your local pub in exchange for money.
6. A substence at makes men want to precreate with women
7. One of the twelve thousand sins.
8. The cause and solution to all of life’s little problems.