IllogiDictionary:Zompires
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From IllogiDictionary, the ABC of the Insane
It's a zombie!
It's a vampire!
It's a cnidarian!
It's a swimming pool full of tepid waffles!
It's a, a, dubbity doobity bop biddlybop boppity broppity bloppity spop boppa boppa beedlyoppledyoppeldy bree bree bree breebleblop. This is the most specific description of a zompire in all the seven hells.