IllogiGames:Accountant's Quest/5/1/4/2

Illogicopedian Public Terminal 1.0 > Your friend breaks down the door and slowly makes his way towards you holding a steak knife. You get up and walk towards him. >What will you do? Use your special haggling abilities to convinse him not to kill you Stab him with the knife Use karate on him Use your survival tacktics Beat him to a pulp