IllogiGames:Conspiracy/Duckrandomly

The Conspiracy

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Good thing you ducked randomly, otherwise you'd have had no chance of dodging that unexpected ninja attack. His katana slices off the hairs on your back but leaves you unharmed. You rofl to the side and and stand up in a ready stance. However, your clothes fall off. (Well you were hacked at pretty severely by a ninja.) It seems the Ninja is helping Santa. Curses. The Ninja is armed with a katana and Santa primes his present for action. You pick up 3 stones and a sling from the ground.

Use the sling to fire a stone at Santa

Use the sling to fire a stone at the Ninja

Use the sling to fire a stone at Rudolph

Use the sling as a thong, sticking the stones inside it to big up the size of your crotch bulge.