IllogiGames:Conspiracy/LIEbrycard

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The Conspiracy


About Conspiracy -- Characters -- Your Gear -- Your Journal

Well, who woulda thought that your library card IS Testostereich's driving license. The officer releases Testicles and makes to leave. As he get's in his car the officer notes that he is just 2 days away from retirement. You know what that means...

It is your duty to engage the officer in some epic battle that will no doubt destroy at least a square mile of industrial land, and possibly a cat, just so at the end of it the officer can lay dying and deliver the line "Damm, and I was just 2 days from retirement".

The officer suddenly pulls out a rocket launcher and a handgun materialises into your hand.

Dive to the side out the way of any preliminary rocket launcher blasts, ducking behind a conviently placed metal block for cover
Twiddle the car radio so that it plays an action-sequence type song.
Shoot at the cop with your handgun
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