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The Conspiracy

^{About Conspiracy} -- Characters -- Your Gear -- Your Journal

You bravely raise your fists in a devastating haymaker and shout a demoralizing quip slash battlecry that would make children weep and grown men tremble. Unfortunately, this is a mannequin, and it punches you in the nose, making your nose bloody. The blood seeps onto and burns a hole in the nearby pipe, from which evisceratingly hot steam comes out. You die from holes in your skin.

On the plus side, Testicles gets to drink some delicious tea before he dies.