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The Conspiracy

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The chav is stumped by that one. He doesn't know what he would do if you didn't move to another seat. He'd just hoped you'd move anyway, like most of the other kids usually did when he told them to. Months of heavy drink and drug abuse, coupled with the fellow's less than average intelligence meant that the chav couldn't form a sort of comeback. The logic confused him to the point where he got an immense headache and rolled around on the floor clutching his head.

30 minutes Later

The Chav taps you again, so you turn around. He informs you that if you don't move he will "rip your feet off and shove them in a sandwich so that I can make a lame pun about cheese sandwiches involving your footcheese."

He stands up and pushes you.

Punch him to the face

Kick him in the privates

Cry

Move seats.