Enter the Realm

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  Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Battle! Life Force: 5 HP/? Magic: 10/None


You throw your previous opponent's rotten head at the turtle. It bounces off his shell and flies onto the grass. A mole pops his head up at that exact moment under the head, and launches it directly into the turtle's Mac computer. The computer explodes, and the turtle is now unable to communicate with his pals on gmail. He dies of boredom, and the pigeons attack. You use your karate skills and say: "HUAZZAH!!!!!", along with many other loud unnecessary noises, and the pigeons die.