Enter the Realm

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  Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Battle! Life Force: 5 HP/? Magic: 10/None


You decide to try to find town and find nourishment.

You start walking north, or whatever direction you're travelling in, and stop at a big cliff. Your scare of heights scares you so much that you run around in sircles screaming, and pee in your pants. The pee's odor attracts a flock of peebirds, and they start ripping your pants into pieces. You are now half-naked.

Your scare of public nudity scares ou so much that you run away, and accidentally jump off the cliff. Miraculously, you wake up, and start trying to climb the cliff. You realize the cliff is metal, and you are alergic to metal cliffs. You die of an asthma attack.