Enter the Realm
| Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Battle! | Life Force: 5 HP/? | Magic: 10/None |
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You decide to stay where you are. You sit down on the grass, and start to meditate. You hear some muffled sounds coming from the bushes. You go to see what it is reluctantly, and use your ultamite secretness skills (you have a lot of ultamite skills, just so you know) and secretly ultamitely stealthily discreetly pull open the bush, and you find two bananas, talking to each other about how much Miley Cyrus sux. Since you are so ultamite and skillful, you manage to not let them know you're there. You decide to take the chance that the bananas don't know banana-fu, and use your ultamite hunting skill to ultamitely ultamite the bananas. You enjoy the bananas and throw the peels onto the ground. You decide to use them as toilet paper later. Suddenly, a loud rumbling noise comes out from the ground, and out comes a big orange, the bananas' mother. It is very fat. It is very angry, and starts charging at you.
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